try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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