we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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