im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
