But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
