just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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