you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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