i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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