it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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