in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I bet he comes in French.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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