You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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