Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
