yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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