yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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