I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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