STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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