marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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