these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
