I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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