Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My balls are so social today.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pants are for mortals
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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