She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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