You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
