I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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