the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dicks are not precious.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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