I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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