Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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