i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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