erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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