The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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