I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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