he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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