I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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