we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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