Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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