Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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