I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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