He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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