this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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