we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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