last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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