Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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