dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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