oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So vagazzling was a success
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