rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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