is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
