Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
