I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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