went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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