I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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