OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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