i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Terrible idea I love it
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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