Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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