I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she peed on how many people?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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