Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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