What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
sex in a hospital.. check
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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