So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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