I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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