Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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