you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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