IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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