Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
sex in a hospital.. check
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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