so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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